Get Waisted™ — Lab
Batch 001
Analysing sample
  • pH7.3 ✓
  • TDS118 mg/L ✓
  • HMPA23.1 mg ✓
  • Pb / AsND ✓
  • MicrobialAbsent ✓
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Every can. Lab-tested.बस स्कैन करें।

Get Waisted: HMPA water from India. Every can, lab-tested.

Functional
Water

330mL

HMPA Water
Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001
Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001

01 — The idea

Most water asks you to trust it. Ours shows its work. Every can carries a QR code that opens the lab report for the exact batch in your hand. No vibes. No fine print. Just the numbers.

No sugar talkNo influencer mathsJust a report

02 — Anatomy of a can

Wordmark

The waistline

That wavy cut running through our name? It’s a waistline. We were never going to be subtle.

C₁₀H₁₂O₄

The molecule

HMPA, drawn as a molecule. It’s on the can because it’s in the can. Simple as that.

Back panel

The fine print, but big

Batch, contents and a line in Hindi, set at a size you can actually read. Nothing hiding in 4-point type.

Scan for can report

The receipt

Every can carries a QR code. Scan it and you get the lab report for your batch. Not a brochure. The report.

03 — The molecule

It’s not magic. It’s a molecule.

We call it HMPA. Easier at parties.

OOHOCH₃OH
Propionic acid tail ↗↖ Methoxy (–OCH₃)Hydroxy (–OH) ↗Benzene ring ↙
01C₁₀H₁₂O₄Molecular formula
02Rice branFound in fermented rice bran
03~50Candidates screened in Japan before HMPA was picked for water. It barely tastes of anything.
04GPR41The receptor HMPA activates in studies

From rice bran to receptor

01

Rice bran

Fermented rice bran is a natural source of HMPA.

02

Ferulic acid

Also called HMCA. A plant compound found in grains.

03

Your gut

Gut microbes convert HMCA into HMPA.

04

GPR41

In studies, HMPA activates GPR41, a receptor linked to fat metabolism.

Read this bit

The honest bit

Most HMPA research so far is in mice. One 12-week human study (74 adults, 23 mg a day) reported less visceral fat, but that figure is company-reported, not independently verified. We link every study, and we won’t print a promise on a can that a study can’t back.

Every HMPA study, summarised →Does HMPA help with fat loss? →

04 — Lab report

Scan the can.
Read the receipts.

Every batch goes to the lab before it goes to you. The QR on your can opens that batch’s report: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed.

#

Try 001. Or try 002 and see what happens.

SAMPLE REPORT — values are illustrative until Batch 001 is tested.

9:41
Batch 001

Point at the QR on your can

05 — Why a can

Why a can?
Plastic had its chance.

A cold, silver Get Waisted can covered in condensation

Batch 001

Shot cold.

330 mL

Recycles. Again and again.

Aluminium can be recycled over and over without losing quality.

Per can

330

mLOne can. One serve. No maths.

Light stays out.

A sealed can keeps out light and air. What gets tested is what you drink.

Gets cold fast.

Metal chills quicker than plastic. Fridge. Short wait. Done.

0.0

Tastes like water.

Because it is. HMPA barely registers on the tongue.

हर कैन की लैब रिपोर्ट। हर कैन की लैब रिपोर्ट।
बस स्कैन करें।

Every can’s lab report. Just scan.

06 — FAQ

Questions,
answered
honestly.

  • HMPA is 3-(4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenyl)propionic acid, a compound found in fermented rice bran. Your gut bacteria also make it from ferulic acid in grains. In studies it activates GPR41, a receptor linked to fat metabolism.

  • Mostly, yes. It’s water with HMPA added — a compound found in fermented rice bran. That’s the point: nothing else to explain.

  • Water. HMPA is almost tasteless, odourless and colourless. That’s literally why it was chosen.

  • We won’t promise that on a can. HMPA research is early — mostly in mice, plus one company-reported human study. Every source is linked in the Science section so you can read it yourself.

  • Possibly, a little. One 12-week study of 74 Japanese adults with a BMI of 23–30 reported 4.2 cm² less visceral fat area on 23 mg of HMPA a day. It’s company-reported, so treat it as early evidence.

  • We’re targeting 23 mg per can, the daily amount used in the human study. The lab report for your batch shows the measured amount.

  • It opens the lab report for your can’s batch: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed. Every batch, every time.

  • Because it’s about the waist. Obviously. Look at the logo — there’s a waistline cut right through it.

  • We’re starting small, batch by batch. Join the list and you’ll hear first when it lands near you.

Batch 002

Batch 002is in the lab.

Get on the list. We’ll send you the lab report before we send you the can.

No spam. One email per batch.