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The waistline
That wavy cut running through our name? It’s a waistline. We were never going to be subtle.
Get Waisted: HMPA water from India. Every can, lab-tested.
Functional
Water
Est. 2026 · India
330mL
HMPA Water
HMPA water from India. Every can is lab-tested: scan it, read the report.Water with HMPA, the rice-bran compound studied for visceral fat. Every can is lab-tested: scan it, read the report.
Free. No payment. One email per batch.See a lab report ↓
Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001
Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001Every can. Lab-tested.HMPA Waterहर कैन की लैब रिपोर्टNothing to hideTastes like waterBecause it isBatch 001
01 — The idea
Most water asks you to trust it. Ours shows its work. 
Every can carries a QR code that opens the lab report for the exact batch in your hand. No vibes. No fine print. Just the numbers.
No sugar talkNo influencer mathsJust a report
Anatomy of a can
02 — Anatomy of a can
C₁₀H₁₂O₄
The molecule
HMPA, drawn as a molecule. It’s on the can because it’s in the can. Simple as that.
Back panel
The fine print, but big
Batch, contents and a line in Hindi, set at a size you can actually read. Nothing hiding in 4-point type.
Scan for can report
The receipt
Every can carries a QR code. Scan it and you get the lab report for your batch. Not a brochure. The report.
03 — The molecule
It’s not magic. It’s a molecule.
3-(4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenyl)propionic acid
We call it HMPA. Easier at parties.
Propionic acid tail ↗↖ Methoxy (–OCH₃)Hydroxy (–OH) ↗Benzene ring ↙
01C₁₀H₁₂O₄Molecular formula
02Rice branFound in fermented rice bran
03~50Candidates screened in Japan before HMPA was picked for water. It barely tastes of anything.
04GPR41The receptor HMPA activates in studies
From rice bran to receptor
01
Rice bran
Fermented rice bran is a natural source of HMPA.
02
Ferulic acid
Also called HMCA. A plant compound found in grains.
03
Your gut
Gut microbes convert HMCA into HMPA.
04
GPR41
In studies, HMPA activates GPR41, a receptor linked to fat metabolism.
Read this bit
The honest bit
Most HMPA research so far is in mice. One 12-week human study (74 adults, 23 mg a day) reported less visceral fat, but that figure is company-reported, not independently verified. We link every study, and we won’t print a promise on a can that a study can’t back.
- ↗HMPA from ferulic acid via gut microbiota — PMC6566268
- ↗HMPA, GPR41 and hepatic lipid metabolism (mice) — PMC10692101
- ↗HMPA and fermented rice bran — Suntory FAQ (JP)
- ↗12-week human study (company-reported) — ReFa
Every HMPA study, summarised →Does HMPA help with fat loss? →
04 — Lab report
Scan the can.
Read the receipts.
Every batch goes to the lab before it goes to you. The QR on your can opens that batch’s report: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed.
SAMPLE REPORT — values are illustrative until Batch 001 is tested.
9:41
Batch 001
Point at the QR on your can
05 — Packs
Pick a pack.
Reserve it now.
Nothing’s on sale yet, so reserving costs nothing. Pick a pack and you’ll get the lab report and the price before anyone else.
The taster
6Cans
Six cold ones. Find out if it’s your kind of water.
Price
At launch
Free to reserve
The fridge shelf
Our pick12Cans
A full row of the fridge, cold and ready.
Price
At launch
Free to reserve
The crate
24Cans
For the desk, the gym bag and the fridge at home.
Price
At launch
Free to reserve
- 01Reserve freePick a pack and leave an email. No card, no payment.
- 02Read the reportWhen Batch 002 passes, its lab report and the price land in your inbox first.
- 03Then decideLike the numbers? Buy your pack. Don’t? Ignore the email. That’s it.
- No payment to reserve
- Lab report before it ships
- 330 mL recyclable aluminium
- Made in India
06 — FAQ
Questions,
answered
honestly.
Get Waisted (also written GetWaisted, at getwaisted.in) is an Indian brand of HMPA water: drinking water with HMPA, a compound from fermented rice bran, in a 330 mL aluminium can. Every can has a QR code that opens its batch lab report. Batch 001 is in testing now.
HMPA is 3-(4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenyl)propionic acid, a compound found in fermented rice bran. Your gut bacteria also make it from ferulic acid in grains. In studies it activates GPR41, a receptor linked to fat metabolism.
Mostly, yes. It’s water with HMPA added — a compound found in fermented rice bran. That’s the point: nothing else to explain.
Water. HMPA is almost tasteless, odourless and colourless. That’s literally why it was chosen.
We won’t promise that on a can. HMPA research is early — mostly in mice, plus one company-reported human study. Every source is linked in the Science section so you can read it yourself.
Possibly, a little. One 12-week study of 74 Japanese adults with a BMI of 23–30 reported 4.2 cm² less visceral fat area on 23 mg of HMPA a day. It’s company-reported, so treat it as early evidence.
We’re targeting 23 mg per can, the daily amount used in the human study. The lab report for your batch shows the measured amount.
It opens the lab report for your can’s batch: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed. Every batch, every time.
Because it’s about the waist. Obviously. It’s Get Waisted (one word: GetWaisted), not “get wasted”: there’s a waistline cut right through the logo. Find us at getwaisted.in.
Aluminium can be recycled again and again without losing quality, and a sealed can keeps out light and air, so what gets tested is what you drink. It also gets cold faster. One 330 mL can is one serve.
It isn’t on sale yet. We’re starting small, batch by batch. Reserve a pack (free, no payment) and you’ll hear first when Batch 002 opens.
Pricing comes with the launch of Batch 002. Reserve a pack (it’s free, no payment) and you’ll hear it first.
Nothing is charged. When Batch 002 passes its tests, we email you the lab report and the price, and you decide then. One email per batch, no spam.
Batch 002
Batch 002is in the lab.
Reserve yours free. We’ll send you the lab report before we send you the can.