Make transparency a culture, not a law.
Get Waisted™
Est. 2026 · India
The motto, in plain words
No law tells you to say namaste or touch your elders’ feet. You just do. That’s how we treat lab reports: every batch tested, every report published, one scan away.
Both waters · in the lab
It’s free and there’s nothing to pay now. You get the lab report and the price first, then you decide.
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Our waters
Each water has its own identity and its own site. Both are made to the same standard: every batch tested, every report published.
01How we got here
No law asks for any of them. Not the namaste, not touching an elder’s feet. We still know them by heart, because this is how we were raised.
The unwritten rules
India · since forever
Shoes off at the door.
No lawWho makes sureMummy
Water for every guest, before they ask.
No lawWho makes sureNani
Get up so an elder can sit.
No lawWho makes sureThe whole bus
Never return a tiffin empty.
No lawWho makes sureAunty next door
Namaste to every elder. Then touch their feet.
No lawWho makes sureEvery relative, ever
Say thank you to the auto bhaiya.
No lawWho makes sureYou do
There’s room for one more
02The catch
Yet nobody shows you what’s inside the water you buy.
03Rule 07
The unwritten rules
Continued
Show what’s inside. Every batch, every can.
No lawWho makes sureWe do
That’s all our motto means:
Make transparency a culture, not a law.
04The fine print
Rule 07 vs the law
Same notebook, back page
How you read it
LawYou can’t
07Scan the QR on the can
Who makes sure
LawA rule
07We do. It’s who we are.
04 — Lab report
Every batch goes to the lab before it goes to you. The QR on your can opens that batch’s report: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed.
SAMPLE REPORT — values are illustrative until Batch 001 is tested.
Point at the QR on your can
FAQ
Get Waisted (also written GetWaisted, at getwaisted.in) is an Indian brand of lab-tested functional water. It makes HMPA Water, with HMPA, a compound from fermented rice bran, and L-Carnitine Water, a metabolism support drink. Both come in a 330 mL aluminium can, and every can has a QR code that opens its batch lab report.
HMPA is 3-(4-hydroxy-3-methoxyphenyl)propionic acid, a compound found in fermented rice bran. Your gut bacteria also make it from ferulic acid in grains. In studies it activates GPR41, a receptor linked to fat metabolism.
Mostly, yes. It’s water with HMPA added — a compound found in fermented rice bran. That’s the point: nothing else to explain.
Water. HMPA is almost tasteless, odourless and colourless. That’s literally why it was chosen.
We won’t promise that on a can. HMPA research is early — mostly in mice, plus one company-reported human study. Every source is linked in the Science section so you can read it yourself.
Possibly, a little. One 12-week study of 74 Japanese adults with a BMI of 23–30 reported 4.2 cm² less visceral fat area on 23 mg of HMPA a day. It’s company-reported, so treat it as early evidence.
We’re targeting 23 mg per can, the daily amount used in the human study. The lab report for your batch shows the measured amount.
It opens the lab report for your can’s batch: what’s in it, what isn’t, and whether it passed. Every batch, every time.
Because it’s about the waist. Obviously. It’s Get Waisted (one word: GetWaisted), not “get wasted”: there’s a waistline cut right through the logo. Find us at getwaisted.in.
Aluminium can be recycled again and again without losing quality, and a sealed can keeps out light and air, so what gets tested is what you drink. It also gets cold faster. One 330 mL can is one serve.
It isn’t on sale yet. We’re starting small, batch by batch. Reserve a pack (free, no payment) and you’ll hear first when Batch 002 opens.
Pricing comes with the launch of Batch 002. Reserve a pack (it’s free, no payment) and you’ll hear it first.
Nothing is charged. When Batch 002 passes its tests, we email you the lab report and the price, and you decide then. One email per batch, no spam.
Indian food law requires a manufacturer to test its products at least once in six months and to file the report with FSSAI. It does not require the report to be shown to consumers. Get Waisted tests every batch and publishes every report, and a QR code on each can opens the report for that batch. We think this should be ordinary practice in the industry, not something a regulator has to order.
Two canned waters. HMPA Water has HMPA, a compound from fermented rice bran studied for visceral fat. L-Carnitine Water is a metabolism support drink with L-carnitine. Both come in a 330 mL aluminium can with a lab report for every batch.
It is water with added L-carnitine, a compound your body makes and also gets from food, which carries fatty acids into the part of the cell that burns them for energy. It is in development; the amount per can will be printed on each batch’s lab report.
Get Waisted is a new Indian brand, started in 2026, and nothing is on sale yet, so there is no payment to make and reserving a pack is free. What you can check today: every health claim on this site links its source, sample lab reports are labelled as samples, and when a batch passes, its report is published and the QR code on each can opens it.
None to show yet, because nothing is on sale. New ingredients in India go through FSSAI’s approval process, and we will publish our status on this site before launch. Each batch report will name the lab that tested it. Our guide to what “lab-tested” should mean explains how to check any brand’s report.
In Japan, Suntory sells Tokusui (特水), a 600 mL HMPA water launched in October 2025. As of November 2026 we are not aware of any Indian brand selling HMPA water, or of official Indian distribution of Tokusui. Get Waisted is building HMPA water for India.
Both waters · in the lab
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